“Gods Got Game: The Court of Olympus”
Turns out the Greek gods don’t just rule over thunder, wisdom, and oceans—they also absolutely dominate the hardwood. On this marble court in the clouds, Zeus is throwing lightning-fast assists, Hermes is running fast breaks faster than time itself, and Ares? Fouls. Constantly.
Athena’s running plays that double as war strategies, Dionysus is definitely here for the post-game party, and Apollo refuses to pass because “the sun’s always in his eyes.”
It's chaos. It's glory. It’s divine full-court drama.
Because when you're built for eternity, you’ve got all the time in the world to perfect your jump shot.